Here we go with Madonna struggling to turn back her biological clock, and this time making sure it stays turned back. 
After facial botox, face lift, oxygen facials, Dr, Hauschka creams, non-surgical beauty serum skin blast, strength and body reshaping exercise, sleeping in plastic bags, kabbalah water, kabbalah chanting and everything she touches must be spiritually blessed: Madonna has decided to add yet another fad to her life.
It was really a no-brainer when Madonna announced she was getting a divorce. After her “4 minute” dance intimacy experience with Justin Timberlake, music collaboration with the help of Timberland, Pharrell Williams and Kanye West on her “Hard Candy” album, and getting an opportunity to feel the heavy energy in a young hip hop world, who could blame Madonna for wanting to jump the fence. At age 50 and quickly losing interest in her 40 year old husband, Guy Ritchie, and not coping well with the fact that she is aging, which was stated by her own brother Christopher Ciccone, there was only one last choice to make. It’s the old female game, mental illusion and unanticipated cosmetic stress in turning to a younger man, not to mention the sexual excitement and the feeling of being 20 again.
After casting the tame and modest Guy Ritchie to the side, Madonna quickly turned her interest to her new boy toy Alex Emmanuel Rodriquez, an attractive 33 year old Major League New York Yankees baseball player with 553 home runs in his belt. Alex Rodriquez aka A-Rod is now separated from his wife Cynthia Scurtis, a psychology graduate and the mother of his 2 children.
Madonna obviously is on a journey to maintain her appearance and discover the fountain of youth, with the much fascinated A-Rod at her side, whom we can imagine cannot wait to take up where Guy Ritchie left off: studying and following strict kabbalah rules and scheduling specific times for sex, or if Alex Rodriquez is man enough to get the upper edge on Madonna, all this excessive kabbalah stuff could become a thing of the past.
Photo credit: James Devaney/Wine Image 10/02/2008
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“Attractive” is not a word that I would associate with A-Rod. More like freaky looking.